It was the most beautiful time of year
Until I heard the worst thing a man could hear
That I knocked up some girl I didn’t know
Now Imma be fighting off this shit show
It was the most beautiful time of year
Until I heard the worst thing a man could hear
That I knocked up some girl I didn’t know
Now Imma be fighting off this shit shit.
It was the most beautiful time of year
Until I heard the worst thing a man could hear
That I knocked up some girl I didn't know
Now Imma be fighting off this shit show
I'm gonna have to miss out on the holiday
'cause the news keeps posting pictures of your face
Talking about things that they don't know
Now Imma be fighting off this shit show
Not cool, Shawty not cool
Not cool, Shawty not cool
Not cool, fighting off this shit show
No matter what I say you're gonna call me a liar
Because a settlement from me would let you retire
Just to make it all as if it wasn't so
But now I gotta keep fighting this shit show
Word on the street says I came real quick
And wouldn't let you wrap up my dick
Now everyone but Selena knows
Let's hurry up and wrap up this shit show
Not cool, Shawty not cool
Not cool, Shawty not cool
Not cool, fighting off this shit show
Hey Love,
The next time you're chasing a star
make sure they know who you are
And It will be more believable
Hey love,
Don't go telling stories
That if they're true it's statutory
Your lips on my lips, it's so very, very illegal
I know you're trying to be a deceiver
But I'm mother f*&#ing Justin Bieber
So here, take a couple million dollars and go
And that should wrap up this shit show
Not cool, Shawty not cool
Not cool, Shawty not cool
Not cool, fighting off this shit show
Thanks for watching!
~ross